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Living with roomates is Melodrama Archivesalways an adventure. You can find a new best friend. You can find the worst person you ever met. And sometimes, you can find a person who is a perfectly nice bloke who opens a package of bread like a savage beast starving for fuel.

Observe Alasdair Mckay's roomie's bread opening habit:

One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore. pic.twitter.com/z0BFhCZNeN

— Al (@Almckayy) March 6, 2017

When Mckay posted this photo on twitter, he couldn't have imagined it would take on a life of its own with over 40,000 likes and 13,500 retweets at the time of this writing.

But people are serious about both bread and roommate behavior.

Some defend the roommate:

@Almckayy @ChrisMcQueer what's the big deal, yo? pic.twitter.com/o5HvElP4lB

— JME 🙋🏻‍♂️ (@JamesVonDoom) March 6, 2017

But most clearly think this is a sign of worse and scary things to come:

@Almckayy this surely must be the devil's way of communicating with the world pic.twitter.com/SF9GkswfH2

— karabo. (@_boniqua) March 7, 2017

@Almckayy pic.twitter.com/454IzCPFSn

— hali (@haliukvwn) March 6, 2017

@Almckayy find yourself a new flatmate. This can't carry on. He must be stopped!

— Ad (@adlynch) March 7, 2017

Though the tweets are in jest (we think), the fact that bread could likely go stale has apparently convinced the roomie to, "never open his bread like this again."

Be that as it may, let's not forget a final egregious sin:

@Almckayy OMG It's not even sourdough

— (((gareth jones))) (@garjones76) March 7, 2017

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