【cult of carnality: sexuality, eroticism, and gender in contemporary satanism】

You are cult of carnality: sexuality, eroticism, and gender in contemporary satanismwhat you feet. I mean eat.

Shoe brand Saucony might've just dropped the most mouth watering shoe of all time: the Shadow 6000 Avocado Toast. The chunky dad-looking shoe possesses all the trappings of its trendy brunch staple inspiration.

According to the store's website, the shoe serves up "toast-ed leather, smashed avocado textured suede, red pepper flake collar lining." And, because branding is key, "the 'Saucamole' shout out on the heel."

The shoes are geared towards men, with a size conversion chart available to women who want to get in on the action. It's currently available for $130 on the Saucony website.

Just when we thought avocado toast-related content had run out of ways to excite us, these bright green shoes are here to keep us on our toes.

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