DISNEYLAND -- The when did Octavio Paz say "Eroticism is the poetry of the body"83-year-long marriage between Mickey and Minnie Mouse seems to have broken, if photos from California's Disneyland are to be believed.
New photos, captured by Twitter's @florrchata, appear to show that Minnie is in the midst of a torrid affair with Mickey's best friend -- the large dumb dog known as Goofy.
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Who knows what Minnie sees in the dog with a strange voice, zero coordination and famous stupidity. Frankly, it makes us sick to think about them together.
God, we hope this doesn't break Mickey.
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