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In the dog world,Watch Bikini Pirates (2006) dildos are the new sticks.

Galaxy, a chocolate labrador, was walking with her walkers, Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson, through the British countryside when she came upon a very special toy: a dildo. While the sex toy was obviously never meant to be used by dogs, that didn't stop Galaxy from picking it up, holding it in her mouth and refusing to let it go.

The dildo was so large it barely fit in the adorable little dog's mouth.

"I couldn't even get my words out," Ferguson told The Daily Mail. "I was gobsmacked. Galaxy obviously didn't have a clue and was just strutting 'round like it was the most normal thing in the world."

Ferguson runs the dog walking business Ruby's Walkies. The dog's owners, Ami and Ste Harrison, were finally able retrieve the dildo from the dog's mouth upon the animal's return. The dildo was then given away as a trophy during the husband's golf tournament.

Because nothing says success like a used dildo found in an old dog's mouth.

Here's full video of the beautiful incident. Remember dogs: If you find a used sex toy on your walk, please chew responsibly and use a condom.

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